Wednesday, June 6, 2012

How to approach a vain pregnant woman

When confronted with a vain pregnant woman in the wild, you have limited options for safely approaching her. You may approach from the front...


...from the side...


...but never from behind. You've been warned.

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  1. It's not just pregnant women. I swear, if my husband takes ONE MORE picture that catches me from behind at the beach, there is no telling what I will do.

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    1. Yes, this is true! I don't like pictures from behind no matter how slim or unslim I happen to be at the time. My rear area simply forms a wide rectangle when looked at from behind, and the proportions don't change no matter what my current size or weight.

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  2. Love this! You put into pictures every woman's thoughts. Be sure to email this to your friends and family. ;-)

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    1. LOL, Jen - I totally put it on my Facebook page already. Glad it resonated with you. :)

      Thanks for visiting and commenting.

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  3. Too Funny!! But all that these pictures prove is that you are still beautiful. Or am I just a little bias?

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    1. LOL, Mike. Yes, I think family members are all biased! But thank you just the same. :)

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  4. Ha, I love it. (Found your blog from Conversion Diary.) I completely feel like that about my back and arms and stomach and ... It was not that way before kids! But may I say, that is a super cute maternity top. :) God bless you in this pregnancy!

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    1. Thank you for visiting and for your blessing, Kim. :) I like the top, too.

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  5. You look fantastic, Dawn!!!! I wish I looked like that and I'm not even pregnant!! LOL

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    1. Thanks, Amanda! However, this was posted many weeks ago. I am incrementally larger now, LOL.

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